Silliness

Two very silly stories...if you don't love silly stories I would really suggest to go no further.

Yesterday I was so tired. Naturally, its what prego lady's do. So...Im sleeping. Dave comes in, awesome, lays down. Starts to SNOOOORRRREEEE. Loud. Not the point of my story though,

so after his snoring extravaganza and a nudge in the ribs ;) we had a conversation, sort of. Here goes...

Dave: Babe, babe can you please go do that favor I asked you to do. (irratated voice)

Sara: Huh, babe? What favor?

Dave: (heavy sigh) babe, the favor I asked you to do for me. (still in irratated voice)

Sara: I really am not sure what you are talking about...(I am thinking, oh dang I totally forgot something).

Dave: You know how I asked you to help me look at this project with the couch and the furniture in the rooms ...yadda yadda yadda something to do with a house and wiring yadda.

Sara: Huh?

Dave: (another heavy sigh) Nevermind. ....(silence)

Sara: (Confused!)

We both sleep a little longer. Then Dave wakes up and I ask him what that was all about because I am thinking he was totally with it.
Nope he was not with it and had a hard time admitting to it! haaha! He was dreaming of wiring a house and he needed my help.

I laughed. Then he laughed. So good. I love every peice of Dave.

Story #2

To start...Dave and I love to name call. But not your ordinary name call. Name call like "you fuzzy bucket face" or "you moldy strawberry cake". Ha. Stupid name calling just to make us laugh.

Moving on.

Dave and I are happily noozling the other night and we were having some silly conversation and I decided that calling Dave a Cornish Game Hen was sooo appropriate. But by the time I would get to the word Hen I started to laugh and cry to hard that I couldnt pronounce it. (Im laughing a little now just thinking about it.) Dave is laughing but he's not sure why and that was it.

I called Dave a cornish game hen. And it is apparently the funniest stupid name call I have ever come up with.

This is Dave. Ha. Im so funny.

I love Dave. We laugh so good together.

Me + Bump

I am at 27 weeks in this. I also mangaed to smile in time. Also, this was the night that my nephew told me that a had a "Big Tush"...I know, sheesh.

Everyone on the Planet should watch this...if you havent already!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5TBgD9kHI

My ps...sorrows

It happened again!

This time it involved my husband....Sheesh.
We were checking out of Smiths, I was paying and Dave was emptying the cart and what not. Then, he decides that he has to get the cart past me to fill the cart with the bagged groceries, right...So he nudges my behind, I move forward, He nudges a little bit more and I move forward a little bit more while trying to "suck it in".

THEN HE PLOWS FORWARD (or so it felt) and once again...here I am, STUCK!

Im thinking, really? My husband is officially as delusional as I am!

We managed to 3 amigos it out of the line and then almost fell on the floor
because we could not stop laughing.

Can I?

Lately I have been having some issues with my new size...

And I wonder...Does every pregnant woman everywhere deliberate with this same issue?

Two weeks ago as I arrived to work I found that there was only one parking space left in the entire lot! To my dismay this spot was oddly small. So I figure I am pretty small and I can probably squeeze my body out of this car. WRONG!

I open the door swing my legs over the side, stand up and STUCK! My once little body has now grown not only out in front but (ha) out in back.

Then on Friday (4/10) Dave and I go to the grocery store and again...limited spots. Of course. And AGAIN I tried to fit the car into a little space, park, open the door, swing my legs out the car and STUCK.

Maybe I should've learned from my first experience...

Do I stand alone on this? Am I totally nuts and am experiencing way to much wishful thinking that my body is still small?

Our sweet Boy

Presenting.....Jack

The other day Dave and I went to go have a peak at our little guy and this is one (of many) of our amazing pictures. It actually was quite a fun experiance. Dave decided that he had to document everything so he filmed every moment that he could which, to be honest got a little frustrating at some points but whatever it was fun. After getting inside and all set up and seeing his body arms legs and all we got a straight up the nose shot. This is so funny because Dave thought it was the most amazing shot and talked about it in his testimony on Sunday. Don't get me wrong, it was so awesome that Dave bore his testimony on the sanctity and amazement of life that we create but then...talk about his nostrils above all else that we could see, definitly made me laugh.

Awesomeness

Sometimes, I just LOVE the news and....really stupid people!

So, in chicago (I think) in the last few days there was a robbery at a gun store. The Robber man was unsuccessful because he got SHOT by the GUN STORE clerk.

News like this makes my day!